Thoughts N/A

Apr 10

“Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.” — Chuck Palahniuk

Apr 06

One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

[video]

Apr 04

Apr 01

Blargh, My Internet is on the Fritz

Wait, what is a fritz?

The phrase from which I derived it would indicate that it means that something is not quite broken, but certainly not right. However the preposition “on” would mean that fritz is a noun, not a adjective, and more over a place where other nouns, that are not quite broken, but certainly not right, can exist. Also, the article “the” is functioning as an adjective to indicate that it is singular and special. So, perhaps a Fritz is a figurative pedestal-like-thing to place another thing that isn’t quite broken, but certainly not right.

Can one’s fritz be on the fritz? Is a fritzed fritz just a normal pedestal?

Alright, that’s enough thinking for tonight.

Mar 30

[video]

Mar 29

silly-stilly:

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

Edward: Alphonse?
*knock knock knockknock knock*
Do you wanna build a human?
Let’s do some alchemy.
We can do it, you and me,
and we will be
just like we were before.
We used to have our mommy,
and now we don’t.
But just watch what we can do!
Do you wanna build a human?
Corpse: i t  d o e s n ’ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a   h u m a n
Alphonse: oh god why
[Flash forward]
Edward: Why did we go and build a human?
We lost our bodies and our bones.
Now I have to serve the state
and we will wait
And get this fucking stone
Oh shit it’s made of people
I can’t take all this bullshit
I just want my mom
Oh god I fucked it up
Why why why why why why why why
[Musical Interlude]
Alphonse…?
I’m so sorry that you’re in there…
It’s all my fault that you are…
I did this to us,
I was trying to—
only trying to…
Oh, what have I done?
We only have each other…
it’s just you and me…
…what’re we gonna do…?
Why did we go and build a human…?

I will never be able to have another FMA conversation without mentioning this.

silly-stilly:

snowchildhero:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o  b e  a  h u m a n

image

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

oh no

Edward: Alphonse?

*knock knock knockknock knock*

Do you wanna build a human?

Let’s do some alchemy.

We can do it, you and me,

and we will be

just like we were before.

We used to have our mommy,

and now we don’t.

But just watch what we can do!

Do you wanna build a human?

Corpse: i t  d o e s n ’ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a   h u m a n

Alphonse: oh god why

[Flash forward]

Edward: Why did we go and build a human?

We lost our bodies and our bones.

Now I have to serve the state

and we will wait

And get this fucking stone

Oh shit it’s made of people

I can’t take all this bullshit

I just want my mom

Oh god I fucked it up

Why why why why why why why why

[Musical Interlude]

Alphonse…?

I’m so sorry that you’re in there…

It’s all my fault that you are…

I did this to us,

I was trying to—

only trying to…

Oh, what have I done?

We only have each other…

it’s just you and me…

…what’re we gonna do…?

Why did we go and build a human…?

I will never be able to have another FMA conversation without mentioning this.

(via wiiliam)

Man, the Izzet be casting some good shit.

Man, the Izzet be casting some good shit.

Mar 28

I gave Lyra a magic hand. Yay.

I gave Lyra a magic hand. Yay.

Mar 27

I want to create a pun so bad that the entire human race has to stop and consider what it has done.

Mar 23

redeemedbywater:

avocadopeasfuck:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

animandaxd:

ask-0ncie:

danglingthpider:

boredsociopath:

On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face

Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment

image

everybody reblog this 

spread the news

ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS

YES WE REALLY ARE.

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via leglesscheetah)

Mar 19

twily-daily:

'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

twily-daily:

'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Mar 17

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Mar 16

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Mar 15

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