Thoughts N/A

Stages of "I'm Drunk"

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:07:30 -0400

I had a chance to observe a long time friend become intoxicated, and I noticed a very interesting pattern. Her stages of being drunk were like the 5 stages of grief.

Denial - “No, I’m not DRUUuuunnk.”
Anger - “Give me my fricking, drink!”
Bargaining - “I’ll be fine, I’m just gonna grab ‘nother.”
Depression - *Crying “I’m FAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaTT!”
Acceptance - “K, I’m drunk,” ME: “and fat,” Friend: “Why am you calling me ffffaaaaaaAAAAAAAtttttt?!”

So perhaps the stages of drunk are the similar, or perhaps she was just grieving about drinking. I’m not sure.

Coolest thing EVA!

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:27:24 -0400

Coolest thing EVA!

"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:01:28 -0400

“Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.”

- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Do or do not, there is no try."

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:05 -0400

“Do or do not, there is no try.”

- Jedi Grandmaster Yoda

Being shopped is what they want you to think! Flying Shark...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:28 -0400

Being shopped is what they want you to think! Flying Shark Riding Explosives Wielding Raptors are real! Spread the word before the Illuminati try to silence their mistakes!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! Classic, just classic, set to a gif form an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:00 -0400

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

Classic, just classic, set to a gif form an anime I don’t know, so yeah.

I think “Dawn of the Loading Bar” would be an...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:55 -0400

I think “Dawn of the Loading Bar” would be an appropriate title for the time we live in.

Loading bars are like a pot with water pre-boil, or a waiting room. Tiresome and repetitive, yet mesmerizing. They are so simple, but are pasted by with out a thought or maybe not pasted bye, in witch case a bit of rage may ensue.

Or maybe I’m over thinking this.

Another Weeping Angel Thing. I would advise to not do this one....

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:10:29 -0400

Another Weeping Angel Thing.

I would advise to not do this one. Remember, that which holds the image of an angel becomes itself an angel. You won’t be able to escape!

"Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise."

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:01:34 -0400

“Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.”

- H. G. Wells

Meditation Day! Cleansing Your Chakras Every so often life...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:24:59 -0400

Meditation Day! Cleansing Your Chakras

Every so often life starts to build up; stress and anxiety flare for no apparent reason. Although I try to do it sooner, this is the point where I have to clear my chakras. So here is my understanding and guide to clearing chakras. Enjoy.

First, the Earth/Root Chakra: Muladhara

It’s the energy of survival: food, water, preservation, ect… It is blocked by fear: hunger, danger, death, ect…

What is it that you fear, what makes you think that you won’t be okay? Whatever the trouble, remember that it is only hopeless if you do nothing. Use your fear as motivation to overcome it. Stand and move forward, and if your best is not enough, que sera sera.

Second, the Water/Sacral Chakra: Swadhisthana

It’s the energy of pleasure: enjoyment, happyiness, euphoria, ect… It’s blocked by guilt: resentment of an action.

What have you done to feel guilty? How did you do wrong, how did you fail? Whatever it is, remember that everyone makes mistakes, and that perhaps what you did wasn’t as bad as you thought. Were your actions wrong? If so, seek redemption. If not, forgive yourself. You will have another chance to do it right.

Third, the Fire/Solar Plexus Chakra: Manipura

It’s the energy of willpower: force, push, motivation, drive. It’s blocked by shame: resentment of yourself.

What is your shame? Where and why does you shame come? You must know that all people are different and imperfect. You are the only you, and you cannot change that. However, you can improve, redeem, adjust and adapt. Let go of undeserved pride, be humble in who you are, and forgive and accept yourself.

Fourth, the Air/Heart Chakra: Anahata

It’s the energy of love: bonds, friendships, affection, devotion, ect… It’s blocked by grief: sorrow, melancholy, loss (in general, and for people).

Why and for what do you grieve? Who have you lost? People come and go; people change; Sometimes, we leave people, and sometimes people leave us. Gravest yet, people die. No matter who or what you lose, you are still here. You don’t have to let go of the love, but you must let go of the loss, and allow new love to come. There is always more time to start again, rebuild, and grow. Once again acceptance is key.

Fifth, the Sound/Throat Chakra: Vishuddah

It’s the energy of truth: Honesty, actuality, and what is. It’s blocked by lies: falsehoods, pretend, lies of others, and most of all, lies we tell ourselves.

What do you tell yourself? Sometimes, everything will not be okay. We can tell ourselves many things, for many reasons, but only when you strip away your subjection, may you see objectivity. The truth is not all way good, or enjoyable. However, unless you would like to live in someone else’s world of lies, you should all so avoid your own. Truth is the basis of all judgment. We should seek it because lies are uncertainty, and uncertainty will lead to error. Swallow the truth of your own conscious accord, or be fed lies.

Sixth, the Light/Brow Chakra: Ajna

It’s the energy of insight: clarity, balance, wisdom, ect… It’s blocked by illusion: the grandest of lies that seem inherent, but are not. Separation, need, difference, ect..

What illusions block your insight? Are things really separate or different? Is this the only way? What choices do you really have, regardless of consequence? This world and life appear to be very broad, and even though things may seem set in stone and natural, but are they?

Seventh and final, the Thought/Crown Chakra: Sahasrara

It’s pure cosmic energy: (This one is tricky) the true nature of reality, interconnectedness, enlightenment. It’s blocked by earthly attachment: Survival, the body, your instincts and second nature, and everything that seems natural.

Let go of everything, allow your mind to transcend what you feel is reality and discover your own mind, and all that can see.

"Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin."

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:01:12 -0400

“Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin.”

- Victor Kiam

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:01:21 -0400

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”

- Stephen King

Behold the Force Kick, A purposeful canon technique of Luke...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:45:00 -0400

Behold the Force Kick, A purposeful canon technique of Luke Skywalker, and totally not an example of poor choreography.

I love Star Wars so damn much.

"The purpose of our lives is to be happy."

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:02:09 -0400

“The purpose of our lives is to be happy.”

- Dalai Lama

Emotions and Life expressed through Adventure Time GIFs Captions...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:56:36 -0400

1. Each raindrop 2. The day you actually wanted to go outside.

Grooming yourself; refreshing, but time consuming.

12 years old and learning about sex stuff.

Pushing a little further before you breathe.

What the perfect sleep feels like.

Sitting down after a day of hard work.

When you enjoy something, that you probably shouldn't.

When you don't want to explain how you will handle it.

A quick snap you can't take back.

When you just have to rock out!

Emotions and Life expressed through Adventure Time GIFs

Captions have the emotions, silly! :)

"Make a habit of two things: to help; or at least to do no harm."

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:01:14 -0400

“Make a habit of two things: to help; or at least to do no harm.”

- Hippocrates

"Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:01:24 -0400

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.”

- Alfred Hitchcock

"It’s always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you’re the same, and they hate you if..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:01:24 -0400

“It’s always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you’re the same, and they hate you if you’re different.”

- Eddie Van Halen

"Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them."

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:01:42 -0400

“Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.”

- Dion Boucicault

"In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for time determines success or failure."

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:01:24 -0400

“In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for time determines success or failure.”

- Malcolm X